Like he could miss.

Bud Dwyer, 1987

Rank.

This is so bad, I couldn't get past the first fifteen seconds.
http://www.2girls1cup.com/

Europe and such

"I thought Europe was a country."

One of the Chosen, eh?

http://view.break.com/290117 - Watch more free videos

There's no proof it's not prehensile.

Man With A Tail??? - video powered by Metacafe

über-pwnage

Sarah Silverman Strikes Again

Suck it, bitch.

Well, I'm glad we mopped cleared that up.

Please shut up.

Sin Trek

Divine, dahhlink

Missing Maddie's parents are going to visit the Pope to discuss their child's abduction. What's he gonna do, cast sixth-level Retrieve Kidnapped Toddler?

Sometimes you wish your eyes didn't work quite so well, yanno?

Wait for it... waaaaait for it...

UPDATE:

Remix!

It has no teeth. Apparently.

Bad incentive

One of the coolest clips I've ever seen.
Wish it were subtitled.

Amy Sedaris is the fµcking queen

*insert Transylvanian accent here*

Mildly edited from the original posted to http://community.livejournal.com/omg_too_soon.

It hurts to watch technology mistreated like this. HAVE SOME RESPECT, DAMMIT!

I love her even more because of this

Didn't we all suspect as much?

sploosh plop splat

What the fuck is wrong with people?

clickety-boo

SHE'S SEVEN YEARS OLD. SEVEN!

Tragic.

Talk about needing lubrication

Robot libido
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As a gay Trekker and a human being, it is my duty to post this (*snort* *guffaw*)

(For those of you who don't get the references, George Takei played Mr Sulu in the original Star Trek.)

For reals, y'all.

If there's an opposite of coffee, she needs it.

Why is she an ashtray?

Click for bigger... if you really, really want to.

Coffee. Black. NOW.

That's actually vodka

you just keep waiting for it to break

click/click/click

We're Not Gay

BEHIND YOU!

You must be fucking joking.

We'll start with this...

...and we'll finish with this:
  

Coming Soon

Welcome. Or Not.

If you have any decency or are easily offended, you'll FUCK OFF NOW.