As a gay Trekker and a human being, it is my duty to post this (*snort* *guffaw*)

(For those of you who don't get the references, George Takei played Mr Sulu in the original Star Trek.)

For reals, y'all.

If there's an opposite of coffee, she needs it.

Why is she an ashtray?

Click for bigger... if you really, really want to.